#this foursome is talking over the world btw

[jonathanbyersphd]

Do you have any fancasts for Jancy's kids or Byler's kids?

Hi Nonny,

I am so sorry this took me so long to answer I am simply not hip with the teen dramas anymore 😔. So this took some WORK but after a pinterest adventure I'm confident that I've casted my OC Jancy & Byler kids. (Putting it under the cut bc this is gonna be a long post I can feel it)

OK so right off the bat, Talia Ryder as Jordan (Nancy & Jonathan's eldest)

Because like are you KIDDING me she's soooo Nancy said Copy Paste (Go off Queen) Like I could not cast this better if I tried. (like pinterest started suggesting photos of Natalia at one point) She looks like "I've never done anything wrong in my life" while hiding the dog-safe hairdye (The girls tried dyeing a dog hot pink ... they were bored) (would release 100 frogs into NYC)

Next for Dylan (Nancy & Jonathan's second) definitely Olivia Scott Welch

Like she's got that Sad Byers Kid look. You know what I mean? Looks like she'd get her dad into boygenius and then post a Tiktok of him crying at the show. Like in my head, Dylan def has the eyebags gene but this is a good start.

Onto the Wheeler boys (Sorry I am a Will Wheeler truther bc I think it's cute)

Christopher Brinley as Matthew (Mike & Will's Eldest)

HEAR ME OUT, look at him in the flannel tell me that's not an adopted Byers kid right there. He's about to insult your taste in music, you're like 70% sure that he's actually just Mike or Will's lovechild. Still not buying it?

Look at him in the polo he's about to ask Gigi Wheeler if she needs help changing a lightbulb. (and or use his extreme negotiations tactics to get his brother out of trouble)

Joshua Basset as Samuel (Mike & Will's Second)

Again, flannel + Converse that's a Byers kid. He's coordinating your schedules for his 10 hour DnD campaign. He's plotting to ditch class to go to NYCC. He's livestreaming the Sims 4 on twitch. (where he's exploiting a sim in the basement to paint so his sim doesn't have to work)

Anyways, thank you so much for the ask because I had so much fun.

[imacrowcawcaw]

MY MASTERLIST

Sweetness hot meets sweetness cold, light and airy swirls around dark and heavy for the perfect blend.OTHER LINKS: WATTPAD & ROCK FIC

@insannywestan - Sanny shipping blog

@theladylovingcrow - my writing/art blog. If you wanna skip all the other posts on my main and get straight to the good stuff, go here (or use this masterlist!)

*** CONTAINS SMUT

* CONTAINS SEXUAL THEMES/EXTENSIVE KISSING

Greta Van Fleet

SANNY (Sam Kiska x Danny Wagner)

*** The Most Beautiful Distraction - tumblr - AO3

"Wanna ride you," Sam sighed, admission joining the swirl of colors in the air around them; burgundy kisses, blue touches, bright electric flashes of pain subdued by delicate green affection and care. Danny ached for him - the fiery burn in his stomach overcoming the duller waves from his burned hands.

*** Fuck The Movie, I Wanna Fuck You - tumblr - AO3

They were taking a break from touring, just chilling back in Frankenmuth. Danny had come over to his second home, and was snuggled up on the couch with his best friend, watching a movie. Everyone else was doing their thing - cooking, playing, talking on the phone - all perfectly normal for a nice, happy family. But FUCK Sam was feeling horny, naughty, and curious as to how Danny would react if he moved his hand just a bit higher....

*** Skin on Skin, Hearts Laid Bare - tumblr p1, p2, p3  - AO3

They started off cuddling as a necessity in chilly tents and cramped car rides, but it eventually became something much, much more. Sam finds that there isn't a safer place in the world, no where else he'd rather be, than when he's wrapped up in his best friend's strong, caring arms. And Danny, he just can't get enough of the feeling of Sam's silky smooth skin spread out underneath his hands. A chronicle of Samuel Kiszka and Daniel Wagner's budding love.

*** Silk and Satin, Leather and Lace - tumblr - AO3 

Sam has a surprise for Danny. A lacy, kinky one

*** No, Sam! - tumblr - AO3

Sam and Danny keep getting interrupted.

*** Keys To My Heart - tumblr - AO3

Danny just wants to try out Sam's new car, but the evil genius has some stipulations (like a handjob)

*** Blood Brothers - tumblr - AO3

"He leaned forward to nuzzle his face into the crook of Sam's neck, smelling the coconut oil in his hair and the rich rush of life flowing just below his skin. Danny licked at his jugular, giving it a small, almost affectionate nip before grabbing Sam's arm that was around his back and bringing it forward."

*** These Dreams - tumblr - AO3

"You're telling me that we've known each other, been near inseparable, since seventh grade, and you've never once thought about it? At all? You've had to have thought about giving guys a try at least once, everyone questions their sexuality."

Sammy gave him a shit eating grin. He scooted even closer to Danny, so that their knees touched and their noses weren't more than half a foot apart. Danny stopped laughing.

* The Sweetness of Love’s Bliss - tumblr - AO3 

Sweetness hot meets sweetness cold, light and airy swirls around dark and heavy for the perfect blend.

Don’t Go Away Mad (Please Actually Talk To Me About the Issue) - tumblr - AO3

They'd slept together so many times - but this was different. It would have been different starting last night, if a misunderstanding hadn't made Danny kick himself to the couch... but that didn't matter now.

* New Places, Friendly Faces - tumblr p1, p2, p3 - AO3

Danny was nervous; he had been building up the courage for weeks to arrange a date, and now.... He wasn't quite sure what to think of the situation he found himself in. The night certainly wasn't going as he had expected it to - and his emotions had never ridden a roller coaster this fast. Hell, the beautiful angel holding his hand wasn't even the one he had arranged to meet 2 hours ago.

*** High Sex is the Best (Just Don’t Fall Asleep) - linked under twins

Sam figures out that he's attracted to his best friend after catching Danny jerking off in the shower. Then they get high. (BTW this story focuses on Danny and Sam, though Jake and Josh are definitely in there)

*** The Lady and Her Knights  - p1 - p2 - AO3

You are seriously the luckiest girl in the world: Daniel Wagner is your boyfriend! And, yet, you can't push away the fantasy of having more. Specifically, Sam - you want his best friend, too. (THREESOME SMUT WITH HEAVY SAM/DANNY)

*** Black Panties and An Angel’s Face (continuation of ‘Silk and Satin...’) - tumblr - AO3

Sam had said that he would wear whatever Danny bought him.... would he, really? Fuck, if not them this was about to he a sucky Christmas for the both of them.

*** Grindr - AO3 

Sam gaped at him dumbly; mouth open wide, eyebrows raised, hands clinging tightly to his shoulders. Danny grinned, predatory and full of satisfaction, and thrust harder.

TWINS

* Freezeframe (teasing, talking mythology, and kissing while on a quiet evening hike) - tumblr - AO3 

Then I Recognized Me (comparing appearances, short and fluffy, could be gen or slash) - tumblr - AO3

* High Sex is the Best (Just Don’t Fall Asleep) (Sanny is the main pairing but the twins are shacking up in the background)  - tumblr - AO3

*** These Dreams (hinted at the very end) - linked under Sanny 

DRABBLES

* GVF Halloween Drabbles (6 random Halloween themed drabbles, some slashy) - tumblr - AO3

WHOLE BAND

Four Cute Little Piggies In a Blanket (foursome smut ~ yes in that way) - AO3

Metallica

Eyes of Juniper (Lars pisses off an ancient goddess and gets himself and Kirk turned into girls, eventuallly Jlars; on hiatus) - AO3

Guns N’ Roses

STEVEN ADLER X DUFF MCKAGAN

A New Addition To The Family (Stevie and Duff go adopt a dog, super fluffy and humorous) - AO3

DUZZY (Duff Mckagan x Izzy Stradlin)

*** Black Dog (Izzy blows Duff in the studio) - AO3

Baby, Let’s Get Wet (friends with benefits, Duff wants to fuck in the shower; half completed so sorry) - AO3

Young Love In The Woods (middle school AU, Izzy and Duff reminisce on how they met) - AO3

Lazy Days (a short and fluffy lazy morning in bed) - AO3

*** Curiosity Killed The Cat, But Satisfaction Brought It Back (humorous smut, Izzy comes up with a plan to seduce Duff; on hiatus in the middle of the smut woops) - AO3  

SLAXL (Slash x  Axl Rose) 

*** Curiosity Killed The Cat, But Satisfaction Brought It Back (background pairing) - AO3

Led Zeppelin

My Love, My Darling (ultra fluffy winter-themed fluff) - tumblr - AO3

The Magicians (TV)

Treasure (slow burn, binding spell gone wrong) - AO3

Other Fandoms I Could Write For

Merlin (BBC)

Queen 

Elementary (tv show)

Percy Jackson Series (the first 12 books)

How To Train Your Dragon 

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Catch-22 (book) 

Hey Folks! A few reminders I would love for y'all to read 

• I WILL write straight romance/sex or reader inserts, you just have to ask for it! I know that my library is almost all gay slash, that's just because that's all that has been asked of me 

• I love feedback! Give my stories an out of ten rating, constructive criticism, a video of you screaming, I don't care - But any reactions to my work are greatly cherished and much encouraged. It helps me gauge what y'all are into and improve writing 

• My disclaimer, as copy-pasted from Rockfic:  I don't own any of these people, places, or ideas (except the ones that I do). Any coincidences are just that. If you have a problem with my subject matter (other than a factual correction - you can comment that and I'll fix it) message me privately and I may or may not respond.

A/N: If any of these links aren’t working, please let me know so I can fix them! Thank you.

[dokidoki-tae]

I saw some headcanons of the squadra being jealous or protective of their s/o or crush and now i'm curious of what would you think of it (i really like how you you write the boys ❤), how do you thing the boys are when they are jealous or just being protective, and who do you think is the most jealous one? I don't know if you are taking request now, but if your not, im sorry for this and is totally fine if you dont want to write it.

Hello! You like the way I write them???? sfkjkJk 

Most to Least Jealous

Ghiaccio- The most confrontational of the lot. He won’t get upset if his s/o is talking to someone else. He’s indifferent if it’s just some rando making conversation. But he knows when someone starts to show interest other than being plain friendly. If the person is making subtle comments, he’s gonna call them out and embarrass them (and his s/o). But Ghiaccio doesn’t give a fuck, he’d lean in, get in their face, and yells ask if they’re stupid or something because clearly his partner is in a relationship. Ghiaccio isn’t affectionate in public, so it’s easy to mistake him for like a friend, but to Ghiaccio, he expects everyone to know they’re together. So Ghiaccio will be ready to throw down if someone doesn’t know their place and understand that his s/o is taken. He’s also the only one who doesn’t like people leering at his s/o. If he catches someone eyeing his s/o (like even from across the room), he’d go, “You got a fucking problem with your eyes, fucker? No? Then stop staring at my girl/guy/partner.”

Prosciutto- Won’t get in the person’s face per se. Well, he won’t do it while his s/o is around. If he notices someone making advances to his s/o. He’s gonna make it clear they are taken by being as physical as possible. His hands will roam their curves, and Prosciutto will give more light but obvious kisses on their cheek, corner of their lips, the shell of their ear, shoulder if exposed; anywhere intimate. If this person continues, he might do something that will cause his s/o to go elsewhere (e.g. go to the bathroom, go get him napkins, etc. depends on the location and what they are doing) Once they are gone, Prosciutto will NOW call them out, but do it in a calm, formal, and threatening manner. He will speak in a normal tone, making backhanded comments to get the person sweating and uncomfortable, and speak more and more softly until the person finds themselves leaning in as Prosciutto casually and smoothly finishes threatening them. If he watches someone leering, you’ll find that he snakes his hand around his s/o and his other hand brushes against their sex.

Gelato: Gelato will make threats. If people know he’s in a polyamorous relationship, and people think that gives them free rein to say whatever, and ask if they can be in a foursome or some dumb shit like that. Whether it’s a serious or a joke, Gelato will bring you down for even suggesting they’d allow an “ugly fucker” to join them. Gelato doesn’t take kindly to people wanting what he, in his mind, owns. Carries a gun, so expect him to flash it to anyone who gets in his space and talks about his relationship with his partners. It only really takes comments on the nature of his relationship to make Gelato snap.

Formaggio: When people flirt with his s/o, Formaggio laughs and laughs. He’s entertained by it, but when things go too far for his liking, like the person is scooting closer and making sexual innuendos. He calls them out kind of like Ghiaccio, but it’s a little less aggressive. He acts dumb, and “Oh, are you interested in S/O or something? What’s your deal? Why are you flirting with them then? Do you know we’re together?” He says this all in an inquisitive manner, loud enough to make a spectacle. And then he raises his voice, “Are you fucking stupid?! HUH?!” all while keeping smile menacingly. He finds the flirting okay as long as the person doesn’t fucking push it.

Illuso: Snickers at any attempts of people flirting with his s/o. He finds it amusing and entertaining, especially when his s/o isn’t getting it or is completely turned off and calls them out themselves. If he does get jealous, Illuso loses all amusement from his entire person. He’s glowers, quiet, the aura around him just suddenly changes. It’s nearly impossible to get him to mellow out. His mood is quite explicit, so whoever is causing the jealous will leave, and Illuso basically bores holes into the person’s face as they leave. Once, they are gone, just give him some attention and he’ll be okay.  MIGHT use his stand to strand the person in Mirror World and just leave them there to starve but that’s only when a person as really pissed him off like putting his hand on his s/o.

Melone: Melone watches it go down with a sly smirk. He doesn’t mind the flirting; he welcomes it because it gets him turned-on because he loves the thought of people lusting over his s/o but he’s the only one fucking them and making them squirm. He will try to escalate it and call them out in a similar manner as Formaggio just without the hostility. “I can practically feel your appetite and desire for my amore. Do you want to fuck them?” “Melone!” “I don’t blame you. They are exquisite, a work of art. But I will be the only one who will fuck them. So enjoy their beauty while you can before we have to leave.” So it’s not jealous Melone feels; it’s pride that he feels.

Pesci: He might feel jealous but it’s mostly insecurity. When others flirt with you, Pesci will attempt to speak up and let them know they his s/o is taken, but it always falls flat. If you’re with Pesci, you’d have at least some awareness of this and decline advances. Most people try to hit on you while Pesci is there, knowing you’re together simply because they think you could do better. But as time goes on, Pesci begins to realize how much you value and love him and those negative feelings disappear. Most of the time, Pesci just listens while people flirt and he just sighs and shakes his head while you take care of it. If someone touches you, Pesci will act and both of you will work together to kick their ass.

Sorbet: Very likely to sit back and enjoy the show, hoping the person continues to dig themselves into a hole. Sometimes he likes to pretend he’s not together with his s/o (and Gelato) only to have them turn around and passionately kiss them just to watch the person’s countenance fall. Other times, he’s just not having them, tells the person “they’re with me” pull his s/o (or Gelato) to his side and has his arm around your (or Gelato’s or both) shoulder. Those jealousy feelings are brief and never let it ruin his night or make him want to make a spectacle since it’s not worth it.

Risotto: Doesn’t really get jealous. He trusts his s/o (the other do too btw) to not act on the advances of others, so he doesn’t have anything to worry about. His s/o is attractive so he doesn’t blame people. They can flirt with them all they want, but at the end of the day, they will go home with him. If they make his s/o uncomfortable and touch them, then he steps in because that’s not okay. But he doesn’t really react. Eventually, his s/o picks up on the flirting of others and puts a stop to it themselves. Risotto sometimes has to suppress a chuckle when he listens to the things people try to woo his s/o.

[bellamysgriffin]

dana watches lucifer (2x15)

i miss candy already

“smoke and mirrors” lmaoooooo

i want candy back

“get your brother to stop drinking” um good luck with that

also why DOES lucifer drink so much he can’t actually get drunk 

“my light-bringer” i may have a love-hate relationship with charlotte but at least we agree on how great lucifer is

“NOPE right back to the whiskey plan” good decision making

DON’T COME AT AMENADIEL LIKE THIS

lmaoooo amenadiel just goes AT it

I LOVE BROTHERLY FIGHTING BETWEEN LUCI AND AMENADIEL

i like how no matter how long linda’s known she’s still shocked and curious

feeling or.... trying to avoid feeling.... i wonder what this is ABOUt

“emotions chop chop” honestly i relate so hard

I LOVE LINDA DID I MENTION

MAZE MAZE MAZE MAZE MAZE

MAZE IN THIS BLACK DRESS IS MY AESTHETCI

“are you okay” “what did you do with my roommate she would never ask about my feelings” I LOVE THEM

DID MAZE JUST PUT IN EARPLUGS WHILE CHLOE’S SPEAKING

OF COURSE THAT’S HER TASTE IN MUSIC

i love maze so much

“i can’t deal with human emotions on an empty stomach it makes me nauseous” i like how chloe STILL somehow doesn’t know about them

HE KNOWS HER ORDER

“crime-solving divorcees”

“oh making a joke you don’t like we’ll be back to normal in no time”

ELLLLLLAAAAA MY LOVE

ellla talk forensics to me

“lucifer’s projecting his personal issues onto the case. back to normal” I DETECT FLIRTING

“lot of darkness...” “really” I LOVE THEIR FRIENDSHIP SO MUCH HOLY CRAP

i bet everyone on this show goes to therapy

is that their school??? jesus i went to preschool in the ymca

“detective this school is weird and this case is boring” lucifer has the same attention span as me

AHHHAHHAHAH that was me trying to sing the theme song btw

“i feel therefore i am” nice

“she can’t undie can she whereas i need immediate assistance”

chloe is so good at manipulation i love her

LUCIFER IS SO TURNED ON

did he just pick up a your feelings and you book

aw gay dads i love this show

look we know its not them its only the first third of the episode

nice to see lux is still going wrong

HE’S READING THE BOOK

“why do you sexy detectives look so disturbingly familiar” does lucifer not know what strippers are

“a foursome isn’t an emotion mum” i’m laughing he would know 

“i need to have a child” how does lucifer even come to these conclusinos

CHLOE IN A LEATHER JACKET IS MY AESTHETIC

“admirably devious” 

TRIXIE I LOVED HER

I MISSED HER

is her hair shorter?? cute

“said i’d drive you to school i never specified which one” 

he just called her a creature

“who? oh the child, sure, probably” 

what he has a class for turning emotions into weapons

chloe and dan as a team? no

who IS this crazy guy

he is so funny

lmaooo total 180

“sounded like a child was crying” omG

YOURE TRIXIES MOTHER OHUJIKLSALW

HE GON BE IUN TROUBLE

i definitely know this actress

“for a progressive school its rather ageist

WAIT SHE’S TELLING THE TRUTH

TRIXIE 

NO

LUCIFER IS SO GOOD WITH TRIXIE

chloe’s smile i’m shook

OH

WOW

HE GOT CAUUUUUGGGHHHHTTTT

“uh i’ve solved the case”

poor chloe that really hurt her 

chloe honestly only deserves all the love and happiness in the world

this shot is really pretty with the sun and stuff just noticed that

i know she called trixie babe but in my mind it was lucifer ok

whooooaaa did that actually hrut him

of course it’s his mom

lucifer actually loves his car so much

“she does still hide chocolate cake under the bed though” that’s adorable when i have a kid i want them to BE trixie decker

ohhh boy

i love this like rich pta drama its so funny

i like that woman idk why

MAZE CAN SHE PLEASE BE IN MORE SCENES

chloe looks so pretty

MAZE KNOWS

SHE KNOWS

i love maze/trixie friendships so so sos osso much

aw maze looks sad

HELL YEAH MAZE 

MAZE LOOKS HOT IN GOLD

“two mommies?” “oh hell yeah”

chloe looks so uncomfortable 

NICE KISS

maze calling chloe “my girl” is my aesthetic

“she’s a homicide detective, she’s got a gun and everything” maze bragging about chloe is the BEST

i love how married they look

y’all know i love deckerstar but jesus christ i love chlaze

“reminds me of home”

CHLOE IS SO DEVIOUS MAZE IS RUBBING OFF ON HER

i love amenadiel

omg

no i don’t want amenadiel and lucifer to fight i love them too much

maze is the prettiest person i have ever seen

maze is so good at stuff i love her herherhe hrkehkla

oh of course its that nice woman 

oh lucifer

he always walks right into danger

is he really that gullible

“let’s get that over with so we can get to what’s important, me”

I FLINCHED I KNEW SHE’D PULL IT

watch maze come to the rescue i would be so happy

“challenge ur feelings into something other than bullets”

jesus what’s going ON

i love when chloe talks people down

lucifer this isn’t ABOUT you right now

JESUS

WAS THAT MAZE

OH MY GOD

“listening to feelings, not my thing, right honey?”

“wait, i’m a father? that’s awesome”

trixie pls open up 

chloe calling trixie monkey is my aesthetic

honeslty we got aesthetics flying all around this ep

this ep is so soft and i love it

of course linda was right she’s a GODDESS

is he gonna talk about chloe pls

oh this is better

i love deckerstar but the character development i mean

“not the anger... the pain.” look every time lucifer is in pain, i grieve the whole next week. i see what ur doing linda but consider how I will feel

“the only way to get over that pain is to go through it” that’s good advice it;s like the line “if ur going through hell keep going”

the tears in his eyes

AMENADIEL’S FACE HE KNOWS

“trust me that’s it it’s all i’ve got” i hate this

look we kno there’s some sort of time constraint 

how do you conceal that much light

is this for real? god? pulling that card now? i’m game

this episode was Soft and i loved it